Come See My Boobies, y’all.

I have been in love with these boobies since the moment they first came into my life. They are perfect. They are captivating and charming, without being overly dramatic. They’re really all you could ever want in two boobies. Wanna see them?

 

 

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We have an art gallery at work, and this artist showed her work. She is MY FAVORITE. It’s charming and funny. The swirls are random thoughts, and include phrases like “We’re just a couple of blue footed boobies fooling around. There was almost only one but I thought that a pair of nice boobies was better than one all by iteself. I think most people would agree. Anyway it’s sad to dance all alone.” and stuff like that.

I fell in love in a way that I never have with any piece of art ever in my life. I was instantly hooked, but it being $300 and me being broke, I did what any girl would do; pouted hoping my boss would buy it.

He didn’t, by the way. I was so sad, until I realized that the artist did prints. PRINTS?! NFW! Sold.

Here are my boobies in the bathroom:

These are super nice boobies.

These are super nice boobies.

They are the perfect addition to the bathroom. I knew they would look great, but they are AWESOME!!

Whatcha think? You like my boobies?