September 11, 2012 archive

Sep 11

The World is Going to Hell, Part 2

I hate the Kardashians, y’all. They are everything that is wrong with today. And Today, actually. If you hadn’t read, the Today show chose to ignore the moment of silence this morning to instead show Fame Whore Queen Mama Kardashian. Talking about what? I haven’t a clue, I refuse to watch the video. I actually refuse to watch any of their shows.

There is plenty of other trash I watch, don’t get me wrong. I’m just particularly disgusted by this one, and most especially the “mother”. I actually think I find it more offensive than Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, or, as I like to call it, The Anna Nicole Show: The Prequel.

Click here to deaden your faith in humanity and watch it, if you’d like.

20120911-190620.jpg This is my best drawing of Kardashian evil. Look, I never said I was an artist.

Sep 11

OFP

I’ve been OFP (my own program) for the last week, sorry y’all. It’s a combination of things, actually. First of all, The Little Jerk has been fricking awesome, to be quote honest. I haven’t said anything, because I didn’t want to jinx it, but her new, improved personality seems to be consistent enough to maybe post something. Here’s to hoping her head is done spinning around! She’s walking and talking, and she’s funny and you can see this glimmer of a really fun, spunky personality. She reminds me a lot of me, so maybe she’ll get all the fun stuff about me, but with Hubbin’s responsibility and logic.

Secondly, my sister is buying a house and is having me design all the rooms. It is fun and exciting and like every little sister’s dream to do something so big.

The best part is that, as I’ve mentioned before, she is the better looking, more successful version of me, so I get to design with a budget way beyond what I could ever do here. So that part is really, really fun is by far the thing I am most excited about at this point. Plus, I’m having a blast and my sister thinks I am a genius/rockstar, which is icing on the cake.

That isn’t it, y’all. You have to click here to read the rest!