September 12, 2012 archive

The Many Faces of The Little Jerk

The Little Jerk has had a million pictures taken of her since she was born. She’s likely the most photographed baby on Facebook, and because of this, has a large following. She was sarcastic from the start, because she has a very expressive face. Sidenote: I was at a bar when I was younger, and I was sitting at a table watching people walk in, and like any immature 20-something, was mentally assessing them. After a bit, a woman came up to me and said “Honey, you have a very expressive face; you really need to watch yourself.”

And it’s true, I do. And I credit my whole “still being alive” thing with the absence of a thought bubble, because if I had one, we would surely be in trouble. TLJ has an expressive face as well, and my dry sarcasm as her “inner monologue”. One of my favorite things to do when she was younger became getting these ridiculous expressions in pictures to send in for her high school yearbook cherish forever. Here are a few of my favorites, and what I’m positive she was thinking at the time:

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