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Nov 30

Grumpy Baby’s School Pictures

Grumpy Baby has a very expressive face, we’ve been down that road. More than anything, though, she really dislikes the folks that do the school pictures. Skeptical isn’t really the word as much as “Go ahead, make my day”.

Last year, I couldn’t tell exactly what look she was going for, but they turned out so absolutely awful I bought one just out of pity. This was so her demeanor; they really couldn’t have captured it better. Just confounded, I guess. Without any will to live.

Have you seen this child?

So, when I heard that pictures were back, I had to see them. Would they top last year? She’s funny now, but she’s SUPER skeptical of strangers and she does NOT smile at people easily (she still won’t smile at my father, but he can be scary looking to children). So I made today the day, and I laughingly walked into her daycare, anxious to see her attitude towards the photographer this year.

I saw it and let out this deep, belly laugh. She did it. She actually topped last year. While last year was more “I’ll take ‘Pictures You’d Find on a Milk Carton’ for $400, Alex”, this year they obviously decided to just get her future mugshot over with. I appreciate their forethought.

OMG Y’all it’s Baby Lindsay Lohan!

I think it’s obvious they took this after the news broke about Kevin Clash:

"You Kick My Dog?"

Elmo?

There you have it. Grumpy Baby’s school pictures.

3 comments

  1. Aimee

    ha, ha, my 2 1/2 year old is just like this! You have to see her picture with Santa, it looks like she’s being taken hostage and is pleading with her eyes for someone to save her. Better than crying, I suppose 🙂

  2. carla

    She is so freakin’ adorable. Remind me sometime to share B’s photos from last year – where she looks like she just got hit by a cattle prod right as they went “snap” with the camera. Hilarious and I belly laughed too. And saved them for a future boyfriend dinner, engagement party….

  3. Hilary

    ERMAHGERD she has baby teva tirras! Squee!

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