The Bathroom

Now mind you, while yes, I am a lazy mom, I also discovered Pinterest.  And Pinterest is making me a better (and more tired, if we’re being honest) mother/wife/woman.  Mind you that I don’t have this easily upgradable house.  We have a 40’s Cape, and there is one bathroom.

Let me talk to you about having one bathroom when you’re married.  There is no room for romance when you have one bathroom.  Why?  At some point, one of you will have the stomach flu when the other one is taking a hot, steamy shower.   And there is nothing romantic about that.

Making matters worse, it’s the size of a coffin.  At the largest point, it is as wide as the bathtub.  Seriously.  There isn’t room in there for a person and a sneeze.  It’s the worst bathroom ever!  A few years ago, we “redid” the bathroom.  And I tell you, I must have had a seizure or something when I picked out the colors.  I don’t know what on earth I was thinking.  They are AWFUL.

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The First One

So here we are…my first blog post. You should know some things about me. I love ellipses…you’ll find out pretty shortly. And my husband and kids too, by the way. The husband is great and while I’d love to put something funny in here, he really is just awesome. My oldest kid is 8. She’s an awesome kid. The baby is a totally different story. She is 16 months and full of piss and vinegar and I like to narrarate her inner monologue, so she’s super sarcastic too. Very funny kid, that one. that’s her in the picture, making her “WTF, no she DIDN’T” face at daycare.

I’d like to wow you with interesting stories of success against all odds, but in all reality, I had a sweet childhood. Two parents, one sister. She looks like a thinner, prettier, more successful version of me, so that’s fun. But really, she’s great. She’s the story of success against all odds, but we can save that for another day (or maybe not, it’s my blog).

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